It's funny how the interview with @spunkycumfun has sparked memories of past experiences. "Patricia" we'll call her, and her odd husband is one of those.
Patricia and I first connected on a swinger's site. After chatting a bit, and knowing that we were both in open marriages, we agreed to meet. I picked a very comfortable little coffee shop called "Cup O' Joe", which is one of those trendy places with couches, and big chairs. I got there first, and as it was a weekday, the places was pretty empty. I chose the two loveseats which faced each other in front of the fireplace. Patricia was fashionably late, and when she first spoke, her thick Argentinian accent stood out. Her English was pretty broken, so it was sometimes difficult for her to get her thoughts out. She was very sweet though, and as pretty as her photos suggested. She was petit at 5'3", and may 120 lbs. with a very nice figure.
She explained that her husband enjoyed the whole "Hotwife" thing, which explains all the pictures on her profile. This would come into play more than I'd given thought to. As our meet ended, she said she was interested in pursuing a play date, and I was all for it. So we agreed to meet at my house, as I had a dedicated play room.
The day came, and the wife and I were sitting at the table, when she said she was on her way. Wifey was going to leave before she got there, but Patricia blindsided me with "My husband is coming, because he wants to meet you to ensure I'll be safe." I looked at my wife, who immediately decided she wanted to stay and see what played out. Was he going to leave after he approved of me, and pick her up after? Did he think my wife would just jump into bed with him sight unseen? It was too late for a rebuttal, or to cancel really-and we were now intrigued.
They arrived, and we sat and talked over cocktails for a bit. He decided that I seemed like a pretty decent fella, and that's when he altered the game plan. He wasn't going to leave and pick her up later...he wanted to stay and watch his tiny hotwife be pleasured by another men. What made that worse was...he was odd. Very odd. MY wife took this opportunity to bolt on me, saying "well, I have a friend waiting for me, gotta go" (which translated to I am NOT interested in this guy, you're on your own." )
Cut to the chase: We go upstairs, and she immediately starts kissing and groping me as we entered the bedroom. There was a high back chair in the corner, and Mr. Odd drug it from the corner to the center of the foot of the bed and copped a seat like he was at a spectator sport. But to her, he wasn't even there. She had my pants down in an instant with my tool in her mouth sucking it hard. That's when Mr. Odd pulled out a joint and said "Mind if I fire this up?" which is when she spit my now hard cock out and scolded him for asking. "Nobody wants that shit stinking up their house, go out into the garage!" So he got up and walked out.
Now I had her to myself for a bit...things got heated up quick, and by the time the odd one returned, I was balls deep in his wife, and we were both enjoying ourselves. Mr. Odd took his seat, and sat there like he was at a sporting event, cheering his wife on like you'd imagine the husband of a Hotwife would. I wanted to give him one of those pennants on a stick, or a foam #1 hand. Anyways, he suggested she ride me reverse cowgirl so he could see her as she enjoyed the ride. She quickly obliged, which gave me a great view of my cock entering her, along with her cute little ass.
Now he was talking to her, asking the usual perv shit like "you like riding that big cock, don't you" (I'm not that big), and calling her a dirty whore...and she'd answer "Yes, I'm a dirty whore, and I love it" Now imagine that in a very thick Argentinian accent....sounded kindof romantic really. But I digress. The next thing I know, Mr. Odd gets up on the bed, and steadies himself to stand for her to suck his cock. He must like her technique from the sounds of it, but I found her to be a little on the rough side of the oral experience. For one, she would suck your balls like she was attempting to suck a golf ball through a garden hose. No bueno. He was pretty high when he returned from the garage, and I mention this because he lost his footing and fell off the bed. Backwards.
The funniest part to this awkward end to an awkward series of events is: She said "just let me cum real quick", and laid down on her back near the the edge of the bed, put her legs on my shoulders and had me pound her until she had what sounded like a very satisfying orgasm. Then she started to dress, and quite cordially thanked me for a good time. She later texted and said he'd in fact sprained his wrist, and apologized for him.
We met two times after that (without him) and had a great couple of playdates until he got jealous and forbid her to see me anymore. Didn't hear from her again until last year, when she found me on Tiktok. She's divorced now.
Hope you enjoyed this little story as much as I enjoyed conjuring up the memory,
Sir Goingdown
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OMG!! She really had to cum first, before she took him to the hospital?? I'm dying over here!! Hahahahaha!!! What a story!
She didn't skip a beat. I think she'd have kept going if he'd broken it, and had bone sticking out, lol.
OK, that's better.
"pennants on a stick, or a foam #1 hand" 🤣
Just how did you manage to stay hard after all that was going on?? 😂
I can't actually explain how I stayed hard. It must've been that hot blooded latina thing they have going on. I think a tornado could've hit, and I'd have kept going.
I'm cracking tf up at the mental pic of dude with the #1 foam hand!
i'm telling ya, the first time she came when riding me, you'd thought he was watching a touchdown being scored by his favorite team. Threw his arms up and declared "That's my slutty wife!" or something to that effect. My wife is home with covid this morning, and she remembers them, and the story I told her later that evening. Oh, and the smell of weed in our garage.
Patricia sounds great fun. And there's nothing wrong with reminiscing.
What a tale!
I can't believe I'd almost forgotten about that experience. She was a sweetheart, and he was a dipshit. He took advantage of a woman new to the country, married her as quick as he could then tried to control her. I'm glad she got away from him.
@SirGoingdown silver lining there, hopefully now off to a better life away from that. Glad your wife dipped out on that one as well.
Bull in a China cabinet comes to mind about her... enthusiasm. Glad your balls survived.
@russellfireside The wife is glad she dipped as well. I told her the story later that evening, and had her in tears. Apparently the story is better when told in person.
My balls were still sore the next day. When we met up after that, I just told her I didn't enjoy that part of oral. All I can say is: If you've ever had sex with a woman from South America...you know. They're very...energetic.