What Ms Switch really likes about a nice naughty guy:

They put the toilet seat down. Think about it, if the guy isn’t cool enough to put the seat down and you get up in the night and it’s soak your ass, uh, no, no midnight blow job for you.

They pull your hair in the right spot. It’s a fine line between orgasmic and girl fight cat claw your face off hair pulling spot, if you know you know…

They make sure you’re temperature controlled. Get the blanket, open the window, if it has to happen back and forth, so be it. The only time she should sweat is when she’s fucking your dick off. Ideally often.

They whisper goodies in your ear while fucking that just makes your nipples rock hard then sometime later out in public they whisper the same thing and you can’t wait to get home and rip the cloths off.

They text back timely. Geezus people are just so silly on this, if you can’t talk then just say so. If you don’t want to talk, say so. Women already overthink enough cause their nervous system is trashed due to taking care of all the shit in their world. Don’t add another layer of lame to it, text back or step out.

They take a real slow time sliding the dick in the first time. Like it feels like it takes as long as nails on a chalkboard sounds to stop, but the just yummy gasp of air and feeling that fills one’s hot parts is just quite lovely. Doesn’t mean you can’t pound away later, merely means appreciate that first four inches or whatever package ya got sinking it’s way to glory.

Oh there’s more, will carry on at another time. There’s a lot of good stuff about men. I shall try to highlight things rather than point out asshole. Maybe next time you all stick your dick somewhere you will thank Ms Switch for some solid advice. She cares.

XOX MSS